I'll try to put every week a few movies and some funny jokes. I hope you like these ones.
Have fun!
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.
In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.
Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.
The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.
The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live."
He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.
The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."
The last request
Murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.
"Have you any last requests?" asked the Chaplain.
"Yes," replied the murderer. "Will you hold my hand?"
The first movie, is a movie from Mr. Bean at the Library. As everybody know you have to
be quiet in a library, because of other people wants to read a book. Mr. Bean will also
read of book. Have by viewing this short movie :)
Here is another movie from Mr. Bean. This Bean is in a plane, he is going to America.
But Bean is bored so wants to teas other people. Watch it's and you'll know what he is gonna do.
This video is absolutely hilarious. Mr. Bean wants to drive his car when he sits on the roof of his Mini!
I laugh everytime when I watch this video.
Mr. Bean is cutting a boy's hair. But he isn't a barber, so it would be very funny.